stan! stan!!! stan!!!@

i <333333333 stan so mcuh omgwtf711 even tho is teh PRINCE OF TEH DARKNES. he wuz B4 his name in teh opening creditz so i didnt expect him (altho i shuld of cuz of potus) and so he come up on teh tv and i screme out "STAN!!!!!! and it wuz leik, so excite.

i wuz afraid i am going 2 cry, ppl.

so i just tiped tish big long post & bloger 8t it. bah.

porche D ross's eyebrows r 2 dark again. why she die them so drak?!? r, why she nto die then liter>?!

so we went 2 go see natl tresure this week end @ teh cheap movy theter, witch used 2 be a reglar movy theter, so it is neys inside. i like teh natl tresure, even tho it totly could not hapen in rl, but it was fun neways. shawn bean is so kewt, so hott, omg, i would totly marry him leik, wo.

lavra & me watch tony blare on cspan last nite. it was brit house of comons. he wuz wareing cuff linx, witch are v. atractive & a gude choyse. i leik waching tony blare talk. he is v. smart and v. good @ talking. he has kewt ears. i would totly marry him leik, wo.

omg, we dont have NE fude in r house. all taht is in r frige is, leik, condom mints, and i cant jsut eat catchup u no!!!!!11 my famly has lots of condom mints, leik many kinds of OMGWTFBBQ sawses & saled dresings & sour creme ^ baconbitz n'stuf. witch u cant just eat.

i keap geting headaykes cuz i sit under floorSent lites all day. tehy suk alot. teh headaykes ii mean, altho aslo teh lites, i gess.

capt. jak is myowing @me cuz he wants more fude. hes going 2B a fatcat, yo. not leik a gangsteer w/pin strype soots r NEthing, but leik a cat taht is fat. cuz he eats alot. of cat fude.

(he he, i tiped this up in mircosoft wurd, & it underlines all most every singel wurd in read sqigglys aha cuz its all speled rong WUT EVA MIRCOSOFT I WONT LISEN 2 TEH MAN!!!!!@@ I CAN SPEL THING HOWEVA I WANT CUZ I RULZ TEH HOLE INTANET!!!1

sike, i dont actully pwn teh hole intanet, altho taht wuld be kewl. if i did, i wuld change my name 2 B leik british ppl, who have teh hypehns in there names, leik helen bonam-carter and camill parker-bowls. Xcept i wuld make up my pwn name. leik, "ASOME" shannon ASOME-pestock. that wuld be asome. (i thoght of tihs cuz i wuz redeing fametraker 2day & they were tlaking about katherine zeta jones & how know she has a hiphen but how she didnt use 2 and how she didnt even use to have zeta its leik her grandmas name r sumthing. i <333 famtracker.

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i h8 marshal omg he is liek satin.

hey evrE1. i+s bene a l0ng +ime since ive upda+d, cuz r in+rene+ c0nnecshun @ h0me is, leik,

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NEwayz, teh 0thR nite, i had a c0ff dr0p in my m0wth, cuz i hav a s0re thr0te, & it maid my trh0at fele beter. well, i fell aslEp w/ i+ in my m0uth, & i+ leik burnd a h0le in teh r00f 0f my m0wth. leik, +hey sh0uld hav a black b0x warning 4 +ha+, 2O/2O. n0+ paxle, wi+ch maeks teh drug 4 ppl w/ depreshun. i gues +hey commi+ suicid r sumpin, bu+ i +hink +ha+s OK. i d0n+ leik dpressed ppl, so we shuld jus+ le+ +hem kill +hemselves.

fo sho.

its v. HOTT outside. leik, even when i wuz rideing my bike and teh wind wuz moveing all fast across my face, it wuz HOTT. leik wo.

i came home & caro said it wuz HOTT 2 and taht seh wuznt goeing 2 leaf teh apt. at all 2day and instede order some "gruby fude:. i wuznt sure wut taht ment. she wuz all, gurbby fude is, leik, not salade and cavier. u now. gruby. tehn she said it wuz self eplanatary. i dont tihnk it is, cuz i still dont now wut she meens. leik, fude taht isnt halthey? fude taht ppl bring 2 ur house? fude taht cums in a box? yah.

i have deicded taht i wuld b learned alot more sykology and medevil history if i just red textbooks on my pwn insted of going 2 clas. or, even just do all teh reading asined but not go 2 clas @ all. cuz clas is realy kind of not usefull.

i hate blogger!!!!!!!1 weneva i try 2 post something realy long and importnat, it messe up and i loose it. wen i post stupid tihngs, its fine. 4 instance, i hav never lost a singel post here at foozes. see?

omg arested develepment wuz so gude 2nite. i am feeling taht show. yah.

i dont hav NE time to update foozes NE more!!!!!~ i feel liek i have let u, teh reader, down. so i will tell u taht jak sparow now sleeps on top of my dreser in teh closset under all my clothes taht r hanging from hangers in teh closset. i wander if it makes him feel warm and conforted. he reminds me of feebee's bro. who lieks 2 sleep under teh lawndry on her cowch.

jeny made eastre treats. candy and toffe and checks mix and bunt cake. i feel so <3ed.

omg i just saw clay in sand eago. he wore a fedoora. dude, those r kewl hats. i <3 fedooras. but it wuz alot of driving 2day. down 2 sand eago, then teh concert, then bak 2 la. im kind of tyred.

i dont want 2 go 2 class NEmore. liek, @all. yo, class is boring. class does not look after us. class is not our freind.

I CANT BREATH OMG MY NOSE IS COMPLETLY BROKEN AND I HAVE 2 BREATH THRU MY MOUTH OMG.

OMG.

I TIHINK IM GOING 2 DYE.

omg my hed hurts. i wore my hare back in a clip and now my head hurts. bah.

laura says taht 1 of teh schools she mite go to collage at gives their student laptops. 4 free. o_0 taht is kewl. i want a free laptpo.

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so, i am @ wurk, and its mix weak. and teh students r suppose 2 bnring in fude 4 us at teh sound dept. last semeter alot of ppl brought in donuts, so all we had wuZ donuts and wile i liek donutes i dont liek taht many donuts. so i wuz hopefull they're wuld b better fude brougt in 2day.

except nonoe brouht in fude at all. tehre wuz 1 box of donuts taht was eatened when i got here, and some red lickorish, and i only liek black, and their wuz sum cookeys but they werent v. gude and taht wuz it. wut is up w/ that???// teh hole pt. of mix weak is taht teh students bring us fude. and their wuz no fude 2 b had.

stup[id students. we hates tehm.

i nede spring brake! i cant stand going 2 clas anymor. it is so not kewl. its boring. and monotous.

im realy bored rite now. no one is online 2 entertane me. wtf.

candini and i wached snl last nite, and wow. collin ferth is so hott. he is, liek, realy tall and pretty, and he has a voice liek choclate. i told candini taht if i huged him, i bet my head wuld fit rite undernethe his chin, witch is a gude place 4 a hed 2B, i think.

i slept in teh past 2 days. its been lovly. i feel so much beter tahn i did just a few days ago. altho i had wierd dreams last nite. i dont rember much now, but i tihink i wuz running away from some1 and tehn i wuz flying but i culdnt fly very hi, just liek, ten feet off teh groundk, so it wuznt v. effetive.

omg so tyred

i didnt sleep @ all last nite. itw as st00pid. i wuz liek, brane? stop thinking so much and go 2 slep. but it wuz liek, wutevah. i am going 2 think about all kinds of st00pid things until it is mornign time and u have 2 go 2 class.

so then i woke up and went to class. and class wuz cancellled. omg wut is up w/ that???// taht is so, liek, not even fare. its like irony r something.

omgwtf i am so happy!!!!!11 last nite was ASOME liek woah.