Saturday, November 18, 2006

hay guyz

so leik, it is almost time 4 turkey day brakes, witch is a grate holly day wehre we cellibrate taht time wen we killed all teh indians. we do this by eat cranberrie sauces. which make sense, i gues, cos cranberrys grow in bogs, witch is where teh indian use to catch teh white ppl & turn them in2 mummyes.

i leik wen holyday r not realy about teh thing teh holyday is about, cos then u can enjoy teh foods and stuf w/o haveing tot hink about sirius thigns. leiks how xmas is about santa eating cooky, and easter is about a bunny bring candy beans, and not a zombie jesus.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

wow i have not update in a wile, cos it is v. busy u no righting & such. 2day i did not evan have times 2 read a book, cos i wuz so much reading 4 classes. leik, scipts.

early i sneeze & it feel leik i am lose part of my brane. this is ur brane, this is ur brane on histimeen. aparetnly there is a rag taht is also a wede? or teh otehr ways around, leik, it make me think i have fluz but instead it is just my immunity sistim kind of having a wig (the freaking out, not teh fake hairs) cos parts of teh rag that is a wede get in my nose? i dont know, its foncusing.

i bunrt my tonge & now i am try 2 touch my tonge w/my tonge, the way u do wen u hurt sometings in ur mouth. its liek, ow my tonge *toches* ow my tonge *touche* ow my tonges *touchs* over & over, cos i dont think my brane is hook up 2 my tonge. prolly cos of teh histameens.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

2day alisa send me fooz:

""Daylie fooz--i ete n eyess creme bar rite now @ wurk an i axidentlee stik it on my noes. NOW mai noz al stikcy so sad cri.""

it wuz v. excite 2 resieve teh fooz on my cell fones altho && i tel alysa tihs, my fone make aloud beeps wen i get a msg && it scare me leik omg!! wot is taht noises!! tish is a litl leik wen i get teh scary rESTRICTED msg on my fone in teh middles of teh nite && it make a v. loud beeps taht sound v. scary and not natral.

i had another grate foozes 2 posting, but i hav to right my scripts now 4 this class i may take if i get in taht is abou trighting movys 4 2 make them into acutl movys. it may B kewl. laters.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

yo peeps wuts up?

so leik, i hav moved around teh fernature in my bedrume cos i wanted more spaces, so now teh head of teh bed is bedhind my desk. since sat i have run into teh metal parts of teh frame w/ my shins 5 time. okay, so, advise: dON'T RUN INTO METAL THINGS W/UR LEGS 4 SIRIUS. teh last time, cos i had all ready lost all teh skins on my legs && i just scraped, leik, raw musle r flesh r wutever is under teh skins, and leik, i saw flashy tihngs in front of teh wulrds witch is wot a think ppl meen when they say they see *s.

omg it hurt so much i toghut i wuz going 2 dye. but then it quit herting & i made some sandwich 4 lunch.

speeking of witch, i hadnt eat last nite or tihs morning cos im not hungry wen it is leik a google degrees outside && tehn this after noon i started geting teh shakes, like old ppl get, r ppl w/ teh parksons. so i wuz leik, dudes, i neade to eat, cos theres no sugar in my bloods. so i 8 a sandwich, cos i dont want to go 2 teh stores b4 i leave 2 go home, so i hav leik, rice && bean && sandwichs && brawn shwauger (witch is a patay spread made from livers, omg, i now its gross but its tasty) && thats it, so its kind of sad try to find fude to eat.

wow i had more fooz tahn i thought i did.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

omg teh foozes. see, i had not write in teh foozes 4 a v. longn time, bc usally i do not find it as funy as i think it shuld b? but alisa say i shuld written in it agin, so...teh fooz!

so i wuz thinking about wut i will writing my next movy about, & i wuz thingkn bowdasha, who is leik a celtic godS r sumthing. i didnt no taht teh basketbal teems had goddeS' r they leik mascotz r somthing??! altho i gues thats kewl, since they prolly can leik smite teh other teem w/ litening r tridentz r abduct them 2 the underworld & then they culdnt play, so that seams leik a gude idea.

i wuz also tring to think of a scyfy story for a movy, leik, something matrix like cause i dont want teh budgeit 2 b 2 hi, but al i can thinkg ab out r movys i have already sean. or bookz. them 2.

omg gavin Dgraw just came up on my Itunes. wuznt his song on 1treehill r something? i dont no. it is a fun song, tho. even tho it got plays 2 much.