hay guyz

so leik, it is almost time 4 turkey day brakes, witch is a grate holly day wehre we cellibrate taht time wen we killed all teh indians. we do this by eat cranberrie sauces. which make sense, i gues, cos cranberrys grow in bogs, witch is where teh indian use to catch teh white ppl & turn them in2 mummyes.

i leik wen holyday r not realy about teh thing teh holyday is about, cos then u can enjoy teh foods and stuf w/o haveing tot hink about sirius thigns. leiks how xmas is about santa eating cooky, and easter is about a bunny bring candy beans, and not a zombie jesus.