omg, we dont have NE fude in r house. all taht is in r frige is, leik, condom mints, and i cant jsut eat catchup u no!!!!!11 my famly has lots of condom mints, leik many kinds of OMGWTFBBQ sawses & saled dresings & sour creme ^ baconbitz n'stuf. witch u cant just eat.

i keap geting headaykes cuz i sit under floorSent lites all day. tehy suk alot. teh headaykes ii mean, altho aslo teh lites, i gess.

capt. jak is myowing @me cuz he wants more fude. hes going 2B a fatcat, yo. not leik a gangsteer w/pin strype soots r NEthing, but leik a cat taht is fat. cuz he eats alot. of cat fude.

(he he, i tiped this up in mircosoft wurd, & it underlines all most every singel wurd in read sqigglys aha cuz its all speled rong WUT EVA MIRCOSOFT I WONT LISEN 2 TEH MAN!!!!!@@ I CAN SPEL THING HOWEVA I WANT CUZ I RULZ TEH HOLE INTANET!!!1

sike, i dont actully pwn teh hole intanet, altho taht wuld be kewl. if i did, i wuld change my name 2 B leik british ppl, who have teh hypehns in there names, leik helen bonam-carter and camill parker-bowls. Xcept i wuld make up my pwn name. leik, "ASOME" shannon ASOME-pestock. that wuld be asome. (i thoght of tihs cuz i wuz redeing fametraker 2day & they were tlaking about katherine zeta jones & how know she has a hiphen but how she didnt use 2 and how she didnt even use to have zeta its leik her grandmas name r sumthing. i <333 famtracker.

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i h8 marshal omg he is liek satin.