omg w god w r u makeing teh ks so hott? it is leik u r trieing 2 bak teh mid west leik a cake r sumthin. omg, it wuz so hott yes terday taht i aktualy dyed for a min. but then i wuZ not ded and taht wuz gude, u no.?

capt jak sparow is hunting teh fish in r acuariyum rite now. he duznt understand y he cant get t hem wen he can see tehn thru teh glas.

heh, i just typed teh, and iam not a very gude typer so i zacksidentaly typed the. aha.