omgg i was afrade taht if i didnt post i wuld loose tihs blogg athat wuld be dr hrrible.

omg i hav not updated in all most a yr! tihs is prob bcos leik, i am geting older and the foozes is not as funy as it was when i was younger, witch is ok, cos that just makes it more specal.

i was think about holloween, cos its my fave holday, and they had news storys on the news today and it was a story about these wiccas who had move into this little town in illinoy, and they put up a store that was also a scool, and ppl didnt like it. cos the wiicas might have turned the good kids into bad kids who leik eat babys at night and fly broosm.. this is prob becos these ppl are not v. knowlegble about wiicansism. but i was liek, why are ppl afraid of witchs? ever swince the salem trayls, where they killed MILLIONS of witches, there haven't been a problem with the witches in the us, you know?

but maybe its cos when the romans were making the whole world be christians after they turned turkey into another rome that also becomes leik some other city O(theres a song about it, i cant rember), they wanted to be a lot different from all the old pagsn their used to be. like the greeks. who invented all kinds of GODs and differents TEMPLES and MAGICS and PITA BREAD so the romes made it so that ppl were afraid of witches so they wouldnt want to do the cool greek things, like have the trees inside and give candy to ghosts and find eggs. maybe. itx just a thery.

omg i wish i new where my mom hides the holloween candy. its somehwere in the house, but i cant find it.

hay guyz

so leik, it is almost time 4 turkey day brakes, witch is a grate holly day wehre we cellibrate taht time wen we killed all teh indians. we do this by eat cranberrie sauces. which make sense, i gues, cos cranberrys grow in bogs, witch is where teh indian use to catch teh white ppl & turn them in2 mummyes.

i leik wen holyday r not realy about teh thing teh holyday is about, cos then u can enjoy teh foods and stuf w/o haveing tot hink about sirius thigns. leiks how xmas is about santa eating cooky, and easter is about a bunny bring candy beans, and not a zombie jesus.

wow i have not update in a wile, cos it is v. busy u no righting & such. 2day i did not evan have times 2 read a book, cos i wuz so much reading 4 classes. leik, scipts.

early i sneeze & it feel leik i am lose part of my brane. this is ur brane, this is ur brane on histimeen. aparetnly there is a rag taht is also a wede? or teh otehr ways around, leik, it make me think i have fluz but instead it is just my immunity sistim kind of having a wig (the freaking out, not teh fake hairs) cos parts of teh rag that is a wede get in my nose? i dont know, its foncusing.

i bunrt my tonge & now i am try 2 touch my tonge w/my tonge, the way u do wen u hurt sometings in ur mouth. its liek, ow my tonge *toches* ow my tonge *touche* ow my tonges *touchs* over & over, cos i dont think my brane is hook up 2 my tonge. prolly cos of teh histameens.

2day alisa send me fooz:

""Daylie fooz--i ete n eyess creme bar rite now @ wurk an i axidentlee stik it on my noes. NOW mai noz al stikcy so sad cri.""

it wuz v. excite 2 resieve teh fooz on my cell fones altho && i tel alysa tihs, my fone make aloud beeps wen i get a msg && it scare me leik omg!! wot is taht noises!! tish is a litl leik wen i get teh scary rESTRICTED msg on my fone in teh middles of teh nite && it make a v. loud beeps taht sound v. scary and not natral.

i had another grate foozes 2 posting, but i hav to right my scripts now 4 this class i may take if i get in taht is abou trighting movys 4 2 make them into acutl movys. it may B kewl. laters.

yo peeps wuts up?

so leik, i hav moved around teh fernature in my bedrume cos i wanted more spaces, so now teh head of teh bed is bedhind my desk. since sat i have run into teh metal parts of teh frame w/ my shins 5 time. okay, so, advise: dON'T RUN INTO METAL THINGS W/UR LEGS 4 SIRIUS. teh last time, cos i had all ready lost all teh skins on my legs && i just scraped, leik, raw musle r flesh r wutever is under teh skins, and leik, i saw flashy tihngs in front of teh wulrds witch is wot a think ppl meen when they say they see *s.

omg it hurt so much i toghut i wuz going 2 dye. but then it quit herting & i made some sandwich 4 lunch.

speeking of witch, i hadnt eat last nite or tihs morning cos im not hungry wen it is leik a google degrees outside && tehn this after noon i started geting teh shakes, like old ppl get, r ppl w/ teh parksons. so i wuz leik, dudes, i neade to eat, cos theres no sugar in my bloods. so i 8 a sandwich, cos i dont want to go 2 teh stores b4 i leave 2 go home, so i hav leik, rice && bean && sandwichs && brawn shwauger (witch is a patay spread made from livers, omg, i now its gross but its tasty) && thats it, so its kind of sad try to find fude to eat.

wow i had more fooz tahn i thought i did.

omg teh foozes. see, i had not write in teh foozes 4 a v. longn time, bc usally i do not find it as funy as i think it shuld b? but alisa say i shuld written in it agin, so...teh fooz!

so i wuz thinking about wut i will writing my next movy about, & i wuz thingkn bowdasha, who is leik a celtic godS r sumthing. i didnt no taht teh basketbal teems had goddeS' r they leik mascotz r somthing??! altho i gues thats kewl, since they prolly can leik smite teh other teem w/ litening r tridentz r abduct them 2 the underworld & then they culdnt play, so that seams leik a gude idea.

i wuz also tring to think of a scyfy story for a movy, leik, something matrix like cause i dont want teh budgeit 2 b 2 hi, but al i can thinkg ab out r movys i have already sean. or bookz. them 2.

omg gavin Dgraw just came up on my Itunes. wuznt his song on 1treehill r something? i dont no. it is a fun song, tho. even tho it got plays 2 much.

omg w god w r u makeing teh ks so hott? it is leik u r trieing 2 bak teh mid west leik a cake r sumthin. omg, it wuz so hott yes terday taht i aktualy dyed for a min. but then i wuZ not ded and taht wuz gude, u no.?

capt jak sparow is hunting teh fish in r acuariyum rite now. he duznt understand y he cant get t hem wen he can see tehn thru teh glas.

heh, i just typed teh, and iam not a very gude typer so i zacksidentaly typed the. aha.

stan! stan!!! stan!!!@

i <333333333 stan so mcuh omgwtf711 even tho is teh PRINCE OF TEH DARKNES. he wuz B4 his name in teh opening creditz so i didnt expect him (altho i shuld of cuz of potus) and so he come up on teh tv and i screme out "STAN!!!!!! and it wuz leik, so excite.

i wuz afraid i am going 2 cry, ppl.

so i just tiped tish big long post & bloger 8t it. bah.

porche D ross's eyebrows r 2 dark again. why she die them so drak?!? r, why she nto die then liter>?!

so we went 2 go see natl tresure this week end @ teh cheap movy theter, witch used 2 be a reglar movy theter, so it is neys inside. i like teh natl tresure, even tho it totly could not hapen in rl, but it was fun neways. shawn bean is so kewt, so hott, omg, i would totly marry him leik, wo.

lavra & me watch tony blare on cspan last nite. it was brit house of comons. he wuz wareing cuff linx, witch are v. atractive & a gude choyse. i leik waching tony blare talk. he is v. smart and v. good @ talking. he has kewt ears. i would totly marry him leik, wo.

omg, we dont have NE fude in r house. all taht is in r frige is, leik, condom mints, and i cant jsut eat catchup u no!!!!!11 my famly has lots of condom mints, leik many kinds of OMGWTFBBQ sawses & saled dresings & sour creme ^ baconbitz n'stuf. witch u cant just eat.

i keap geting headaykes cuz i sit under floorSent lites all day. tehy suk alot. teh headaykes ii mean, altho aslo teh lites, i gess.

capt. jak is myowing @me cuz he wants more fude. hes going 2B a fatcat, yo. not leik a gangsteer w/pin strype soots r NEthing, but leik a cat taht is fat. cuz he eats alot. of cat fude.

(he he, i tiped this up in mircosoft wurd, & it underlines all most every singel wurd in read sqigglys aha cuz its all speled rong WUT EVA MIRCOSOFT I WONT LISEN 2 TEH MAN!!!!!@@ I CAN SPEL THING HOWEVA I WANT CUZ I RULZ TEH HOLE INTANET!!!1

sike, i dont actully pwn teh hole intanet, altho taht wuld be kewl. if i did, i wuld change my name 2 B leik british ppl, who have teh hypehns in there names, leik helen bonam-carter and camill parker-bowls. Xcept i wuld make up my pwn name. leik, "ASOME" shannon ASOME-pestock. that wuld be asome. (i thoght of tihs cuz i wuz redeing fametraker 2day & they were tlaking about katherine zeta jones & how know she has a hiphen but how she didnt use 2 and how she didnt even use to have zeta its leik her grandmas name r sumthing. i <333 famtracker.

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i h8 marshal omg he is liek satin.

hey evrE1. i+s bene a l0ng +ime since ive upda+d, cuz r in+rene+ c0nnecshun @ h0me is, leik,

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NEwayz, teh 0thR nite, i had a c0ff dr0p in my m0wth, cuz i hav a s0re thr0te, & it maid my trh0at fele beter. well, i fell aslEp w/ i+ in my m0uth, & i+ leik burnd a h0le in teh r00f 0f my m0wth. leik, +hey sh0uld hav a black b0x warning 4 +ha+, 2O/2O. n0+ paxle, wi+ch maeks teh drug 4 ppl w/ depreshun. i gues +hey commi+ suicid r sumpin, bu+ i +hink +ha+s OK. i d0n+ leik dpressed ppl, so we shuld jus+ le+ +hem kill +hemselves.

fo sho.

its v. HOTT outside. leik, even when i wuz rideing my bike and teh wind wuz moveing all fast across my face, it wuz HOTT. leik wo.

i came home & caro said it wuz HOTT 2 and taht seh wuznt goeing 2 leaf teh apt. at all 2day and instede order some "gruby fude:. i wuznt sure wut taht ment. she wuz all, gurbby fude is, leik, not salade and cavier. u now. gruby. tehn she said it wuz self eplanatary. i dont tihnk it is, cuz i still dont now wut she meens. leik, fude taht isnt halthey? fude taht ppl bring 2 ur house? fude taht cums in a box? yah.

i have deicded taht i wuld b learned alot more sykology and medevil history if i just red textbooks on my pwn insted of going 2 clas. or, even just do all teh reading asined but not go 2 clas @ all. cuz clas is realy kind of not usefull.

i hate blogger!!!!!!!1 weneva i try 2 post something realy long and importnat, it messe up and i loose it. wen i post stupid tihngs, its fine. 4 instance, i hav never lost a singel post here at foozes. see?

omg arested develepment wuz so gude 2nite. i am feeling taht show. yah.

i dont hav NE time to update foozes NE more!!!!!~ i feel liek i have let u, teh reader, down. so i will tell u taht jak sparow now sleeps on top of my dreser in teh closset under all my clothes taht r hanging from hangers in teh closset. i wander if it makes him feel warm and conforted. he reminds me of feebee's bro. who lieks 2 sleep under teh lawndry on her cowch.

jeny made eastre treats. candy and toffe and checks mix and bunt cake. i feel so <3ed.

omg i just saw clay in sand eago. he wore a fedoora. dude, those r kewl hats. i <3 fedooras. but it wuz alot of driving 2day. down 2 sand eago, then teh concert, then bak 2 la. im kind of tyred.

i dont want 2 go 2 class NEmore. liek, @all. yo, class is boring. class does not look after us. class is not our freind.

I CANT BREATH OMG MY NOSE IS COMPLETLY BROKEN AND I HAVE 2 BREATH THRU MY MOUTH OMG.

OMG.

I TIHINK IM GOING 2 DYE.

omg my hed hurts. i wore my hare back in a clip and now my head hurts. bah.

laura says taht 1 of teh schools she mite go to collage at gives their student laptops. 4 free. o_0 taht is kewl. i want a free laptpo.